Tis me again, Grayson monster (well, that is what I seem to be called a LOT these days) - and as you can see, I have been practising my monster roars.... this time on the beach (I haven't been to one before, as the mother unit keeps worrying about familial history of melanocytic lesions or something.... see daddy, I do pay attention to those big words you like to use)
:D
We took that strange man staying in our spare room to the beach and to see the Q1 tower as he seemed to like that sort of thing. The view seemed rather interesting and everything beneath us was quite small. The parent units and the strange man all sat down afterwards to buy some funny looking drinks and feed me the usual squishey and smug infant food. I was more interested in the cheese and crackers on their plate, so I helped myself to some of that too.
The strange man (ok, I will call him by his real name.... Just.... Paul)
insert cheeky g look here - MWAH
wanted to go to a "beach" so we went to this giant sand pit with lots of strange creatures walking in and out of the water. I was a bit perturbed by this at first and found great solace in the mother unit who explained to me that everything was ok, the strange creatures were actually people dressed in silly outfits (I can't talk, see what they put me into half the time) and that in summer time we can go swimming in the water. Hmmm. It didn't sound too bad after that so I started having a bit of fun jumping up and down and getting sand over all my clothes.
All too soon we had to go home, and drop ....Paul off at the airport so he could fly to other exciting destinations.
I am trying to be a good baby, but sometimes it is hard being the Grayson. I can stand up and wobble a bit now, and I have developed an unstoppable yearning to know all about.... power cords, giant TVs, DVD players, remote controls, water patches on the outside balcony, the vacuum cleaner, what really goes on behind my change table and those canisters that sit beside the toilet containing rolls of paper and funny brushes (that are a lot bigger than the one mummy uses on her hair)
Hmmm.
Or is that...
heh heh heh
Later
G
Sunday, July 15
Tuesday, July 10
Fat lip :(
Daddy, I got into my first fight and now I have a swollen lip. I tried to attack the vacuum cleaner but it didn't take kindly to that sort of thing! Round one may have gone to the Meile but I don't give up that easily! I have a cunning plan for revenge..... Mwah!
Monday, July 9
Grayson finally updates... GoMA trip with just..... Paul
Hurrah! Tis me, Master G in da house, or whatever silly thing the parental units try and make me do/say these days.
Well, its time for an update - and what an INTERESTING time has been going on this past week
1. We have had a strange man staying in the spare bedroom... well,, he seemed a bit strange at first, although he has the same nose as mummy monster (I mean my dear wonderful mother :D) and likes to tickle my feet too
grrr....
That being said, he does play with me a LOT and mummy keeps saying that he is my oncul (or something) and that he is the only one I have and that he has travelled a long way on a plane to come and see me (amongst other things) and well... he IS kind of fun (especially when mummy takes me into the spare bedroom and I get to jump up and down on top of him in the morning while he is still sort of sleepy....)
MWAH!!!
2. I can stand up from a sitting position by myself! And even climb on top of things so I can access stuff I really need, like car keys/remote controls and a WHO weekly magazine
3. Grandma and grandpa took me to Doctor John last week as I was not my usual happy happy self and was pulling my left ear (the meds hadn't kicked in that day....jk!). He told them I was ok, but that my weight at 9 months old is 12.4kg!
What can I say.... I'm BIG (but toned, nicely toned)
4. Daddy has started to get a bit obsessive about taping television with some antiquated thing called a vcr - sbs in the middle of the night??? Men in tight lycra??? Tour DAY france or something...
Hmmm - the uncle unit seems to be enjoying it too.
Off to get some sleep so I can wake Paul again at some ridiculously early hour in the morning. (like 8am)
HA!
g
Well, its time for an update - and what an INTERESTING time has been going on this past week
1. We have had a strange man staying in the spare bedroom... well,, he seemed a bit strange at first, although he has the same nose as mummy monster (I mean my dear wonderful mother :D) and likes to tickle my feet too
grrr....
That being said, he does play with me a LOT and mummy keeps saying that he is my oncul (or something) and that he is the only one I have and that he has travelled a long way on a plane to come and see me (amongst other things) and well... he IS kind of fun (especially when mummy takes me into the spare bedroom and I get to jump up and down on top of him in the morning while he is still sort of sleepy....)
MWAH!!!
2. I can stand up from a sitting position by myself! And even climb on top of things so I can access stuff I really need, like car keys/remote controls and a WHO weekly magazine
3. Grandma and grandpa took me to Doctor John last week as I was not my usual happy happy self and was pulling my left ear (the meds hadn't kicked in that day....jk!). He told them I was ok, but that my weight at 9 months old is 12.4kg!
What can I say.... I'm BIG (but toned, nicely toned)
4. Daddy has started to get a bit obsessive about taping television with some antiquated thing called a vcr - sbs in the middle of the night??? Men in tight lycra??? Tour DAY france or something...
Hmmm - the uncle unit seems to be enjoying it too.
Off to get some sleep so I can wake Paul again at some ridiculously early hour in the morning. (like 8am)
HA!
g
Sunday, July 1
Wednesday, June 27
Grayson does the Hunter Valley
RAH! Tis the Grayson monster updating once again on my most recent exciting adventure. Well, it was a little different to what we usually do on the weekend (insert pointed stare at the parents who either stay at home or drag me off to where they work)....
Mummy had to go to a conference so we stayed at this nice place with cable tv
:D
aaaah cable tv....
ok, enough of that
and a golf course and a breakfast buffet and TWO big beds (and a cot too, but let me tell you I wasn't going to spend too much time in that, not when a KING SIZE BED was available!)
On Saturday afternoon, Daddy drove Mummy and two of mummy's friends around to all these places where there were a lot of very happy (and LOUD) people who seemed to use a lot of glassware. Mummy and her friends started using a lot of glassware too, filled with some sort of fluid. I wasn't too interested as it was not in my favourite colour - squishey colour that is. We went to three of these places, with mummy and her friends getting a bit giggly as the afternoon wore on. Daddy and I shared a few resigned looks at this stage, but I think I got the better end of the deal, as all three were giving me lots of cuddles.
:D
The next day, daddy, mummy and I went to a few more of these places, the picture shows me trying to show some interest in the whole process... I was more excited by the cheese and crackers! (YUMMY) But soon we had to go back to the airport and fly home, as mummy was muttering something about having to work - it did sound like something that grown up people do. I was a bit more awake this time for the plane flight and got to see lots of bright lights when we landed in Brisbane. Mummy and daddy seemed pretty happy with me again as I got lots of cuddles and kisses when we left the plane (not like that noisy baby that was on the opposite seats to us!)
Mummy tells me we are going on a longer plane flight in a few months time (somewhere called Perth), and that this time she has booked me my own seat! Its all very very exciting.
Later
G
Mummy had to go to a conference so we stayed at this nice place with cable tv
:D
aaaah cable tv....
ok, enough of that
and a golf course and a breakfast buffet and TWO big beds (and a cot too, but let me tell you I wasn't going to spend too much time in that, not when a KING SIZE BED was available!)
On Saturday afternoon, Daddy drove Mummy and two of mummy's friends around to all these places where there were a lot of very happy (and LOUD) people who seemed to use a lot of glassware. Mummy and her friends started using a lot of glassware too, filled with some sort of fluid. I wasn't too interested as it was not in my favourite colour - squishey colour that is. We went to three of these places, with mummy and her friends getting a bit giggly as the afternoon wore on. Daddy and I shared a few resigned looks at this stage, but I think I got the better end of the deal, as all three were giving me lots of cuddles.
:D
The next day, daddy, mummy and I went to a few more of these places, the picture shows me trying to show some interest in the whole process... I was more excited by the cheese and crackers! (YUMMY) But soon we had to go back to the airport and fly home, as mummy was muttering something about having to work - it did sound like something that grown up people do. I was a bit more awake this time for the plane flight and got to see lots of bright lights when we landed in Brisbane. Mummy and daddy seemed pretty happy with me again as I got lots of cuddles and kisses when we left the plane (not like that noisy baby that was on the opposite seats to us!)
Mummy tells me we are going on a longer plane flight in a few months time (somewhere called Perth), and that this time she has booked me my own seat! Its all very very exciting.
Later
G
Tuesday, June 26
That's a big boat mummy!
Hello again, its me - Grayson - reporting again from G central with news of my exciting adventures over the past few days.
(insert HURRAH for Grayson here)
Well, let me tell you, the past few days have been lots and lots of fun.
Late last week, mummy and daddy bundled me up in lots of clothes and took me to a place called the airport. I was getting a bit confused at this stage, as there were lots of people and noise around, but as mousie, mummy and daddy were all there it was ok. We then got on this big metal thing called a plane and..... hmmm can't remember what happened after that, must have fallen asleep or something.
When I woke up, mummy and daddy seemed rather pleased with me and gave me lots of cuddles. We then had to leave the plane and BRRRRRR! It was really really cold! Daddy kept me nice and warm until we got inside. We stayed the night at a hotel and I got to sleep with mummy and daddy as I may have been a LITTLE bit sick in my cot...
MWAH!
The next day we went out to see this big boat which must have lost its way or something as it was really close to where we were standing. I held onto mummy at this stage as there were a lot of people around and lots of big waves were going over the boat too.
More updates soon about my first visit to the Hunter Valley, how I managed to sneak into the big bed on BOTH nights and my first experience at wine tasting.
Later
G
(insert HURRAH for Grayson here)
Well, let me tell you, the past few days have been lots and lots of fun.
Late last week, mummy and daddy bundled me up in lots of clothes and took me to a place called the airport. I was getting a bit confused at this stage, as there were lots of people and noise around, but as mousie, mummy and daddy were all there it was ok. We then got on this big metal thing called a plane and..... hmmm can't remember what happened after that, must have fallen asleep or something.
When I woke up, mummy and daddy seemed rather pleased with me and gave me lots of cuddles. We then had to leave the plane and BRRRRRR! It was really really cold! Daddy kept me nice and warm until we got inside. We stayed the night at a hotel and I got to sleep with mummy and daddy as I may have been a LITTLE bit sick in my cot...
MWAH!
The next day we went out to see this big boat which must have lost its way or something as it was really close to where we were standing. I held onto mummy at this stage as there were a lot of people around and lots of big waves were going over the boat too.
More updates soon about my first visit to the Hunter Valley, how I managed to sneak into the big bed on BOTH nights and my first experience at wine tasting.
Later
G
Tuesday, June 19
My best sad face
Mummy and daddy tried to feed me some cream cheese sandwiches! I wasn't too sure about them so tried to make them feel sorry for me with my sad face. They also have been feeding me something called antibionics or something like that for my sore ear :( Sometimes it's hard being the Grayson!
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